Well now, kiddo has got a new e-mail account for himself, thanks to his mother, and has been e-mailing all grandparents, uncles, aunts, etc. He even replied to his own e-mail when he did not get a response quickly enough (shades of what his father was told – he vehemently denies this – he himself used to do two decades ago!). Anyway, his excitement was infectious, so the little one was excited.
Little One: “I want one! I want one!”
Kiddo: “Wait until you are as old as I am now, and I will create you one.”
Little One: “I want pink! I want pink!”